Am I too old for an iPhone?

The iPhone me feel very unhip. What I really want is a phone that has enough volume so I can hear who I’m talking to as I walk down the street and a noise canceling system so street noises are filtered out for the person listening on the other end. Thin enough to fit in my pants pocket. Clamshell so the earpiece is near my ear and the mouthpiece near my mouth. A phone. On which to make phone calls.

Walt Mossberg leads the cheers for the all in one device that will lead us to World Peace (with music).